A highly unscientific system for ranking memes, moments, and modern nonsense.
You may have noticed that around here, I rate things with O’s. That’s not a typo. That’s a vibe.
At The Big O, “O” stands for whatever you want it to—open, outrageous, orgasmic, obvious, over-it, on-point.
It’s how I measure the truth-telling power of the things we laugh (and wince) at in midlife.
This isn’t about likes or shares. This is about how hard it hits—with humor, with honesty, and with a little “Oh damn… that’s too real.”
🥱 0 O’s
Not even worth my eye roll.
The energy is dry toast. It tried, but flopped. Might be time to archive it—and the person who posted it.
😐 1 O
Mildly amusing.
You got a nose exhale. That’s it. No sound. No sparkle. Try again.
😏 2 O’s
I smirked.
Okay, okay—you’re flirting with relevance. I see you. You may proceed.
🔥 3 O’s
Now we’re talking.
There’s fire. There’s sting. There’s truth with a little bite. Consider me perked up.
💀 4 O’s
I cackled.
I saw myself. I saw my ex. I saw my therapist. This meme knows things.
💦 5 O’s
Orgasmically on point.
This isn’t just funny—it’s prophetic. It cracked me open, made me laugh, and left me shook. Welcome to meme nirvana.
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