Obsessions

  • Money for nuthin’

    👣💰Should I sell my Feet?👣💰 It starts like most great ideas do: in a group chat, half-drunk,. “Should I sell my feet?” I ask. The silence that follows is not judgment. It’s research. One reply appears, “Duh.” The next one includes a wikiHow link. Suddenly, I’m not joking. Suddenly, I’m wondering if my second toe…

  • I am woman, hear me…

    Cougar? Please! Last week, someone called me a cougar. đź‘‘ The scene: I’m 50(ish). He’s 42. That’s not a scandal, that’s a Netflix age gap. Eight years and suddenly I’m out here being cast as some wild jungle cat with a thirst for young blood? Bitch, please. Let me break this down: when a man…