The Big Go đź‘‘ The scene: There are two types of people in this world: those who admit to structuring their day around bathroom logistics, and liars. Let’s talk about it—the unspoken calculus behind every meeting, commute, shopping trip and coffee refill: When can I go? Where will I go? Will I be alone? And…
Barbie Didn’t Ruin My Body Image— Bitch Taught Me the Finality of Decapitation đź‘‘ The scene: Let’s set the record straight: Barbie didn’t give me a complex about my waist-to-hip ratio. A response to a trending Meme. Barbie gave me, and I wonder if others, something much darker, much more formative—Barbie taught me that once…
Truth Tellers Make the Best Villains đź‘‘ My Take: Someone called you on your bullshit and now you must assasinate them via cryptic FB or Insta messages and bad vibes. People who can’t handle the mirror will try to break the one holding it. If they’re trashing your name, just know you’ve probably upgraded your…
Is Silence Golden, or Convenient? đź‘‘ My Take: Golden in theory – Convenient in practice. Silence can be powerful. It can be graceful. It can also be manipulative, evasive, or just plain lazy. Let’s not confuse “maturity” with conflict avoidance wrapped in a soft-focus quote. Because sometimes? The last word is necessary.Sometimes it’s how you…
