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  • Flush with Anxiety

    The Big Go đź‘‘ The scene: There are two types of people in this world: those who admit to structuring their day around bathroom logistics, and liars. Let’s talk about it—the unspoken calculus behind every meeting, commute, shopping trip and coffee refill: When can I go? Where will I go? Will I be alone? And…

  • A Lesson in Decapitation

    Barbie Didn’t Ruin My Body Image— Bitch Taught Me the Finality of Decapitation đź‘‘ The scene: Let’s set the record straight: Barbie didn’t give me a complex about my waist-to-hip ratio. A response to a trending Meme. Barbie gave me, and I wonder if others, something much darker, much more formative—Barbie taught me that once…